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Sat May 04, 2024
	When they said 'hit it' at the construction site, they didn't mean the woman with the steel drum source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Woman's front porch collapsed, trapping her legs. First responders quickly found her, thanks to her wearing bright red shoes and quirky striped socks source: wral.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	Earthquake hits Donegal, Ireland, locals report 'explosion like rumbling' amid tremors but pints are OK as it just had a magnitude reading of 1.1 source: thesun.ie \| share: Copy Link	9

Fri May 03, 2024
	Small Canadian town decides to put up a banner displaying a Russian Flag. Let's see if anyone has a problem with this source: castanet.net \| share: Copy Link	29
	The Canadians arrested all the Indians? That seems a bit extreme source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	UN goes to bat for Saudi woman jailed for 11 years for 'terrorist offences' after 'going shopping in inappropriate clothes' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	38
	BBQ fire was arson. Cow and chicken agree source: kron4.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Driver of van decides to go off-road in suburbia. Not finding any suitable farmer's markets nearby driver takes out fence and garage source: 1011now.com \| share: Copy Link	4
	Kitchen help parts with his precious bodily fluids source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	11
	Today is National Paranormal Day, so find a pair of normal people and scare the crap out of them by pretending to be a ghost source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	37
(Some Guy)	Cuban mercs frag abusive Russian commander in Ukraine source: babalublog.com \| share: Copy Link	77
	"According to investigators, witnesses said they saw (Florida Man) walking through the park carrying a trap with a cat inside. Moments later, deputies say the witnesses saw (Florida Man) leave without the animal and called authorities. " source: fox13news.com \| share: Copy Link	31
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this video game rock star source: purepng.com \| share: Copy Link	8
	May the 4th be with you for all South Florida farkers that are Nintendo, anime, and gaming nerds source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Iraq bans TikTok in its own way source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	CEO sentenced to six years in prison for selling millions in counterfeit Cisco equipment to the US military. Procurement officials became suspicious when the delivered equipment worked right the first time and rarely crashed source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Banana phones put on silent as Chiquita trial begins source: palmbeachpost.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Climate change is about to drop a mass migration of venomous snakes on parts of the world that aren't necessarily prepared for it source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	32
(Shivers)	A bridge so terrifying that drivers are willing to pay someone else $40 to chauffeur them across it source: explore.com \| share: Copy Link	104
	Nobody was injured, mainly because cops have such shiatty aim, but the NYPD did its damnedest to turn the Columbia protests into another Kent State source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	60
	Ex-Bothell council member arrested for strangling a 20-year-old woman. This is not what 'many Bothans' was supposed to mean in that quote source: heraldnet.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	"It was very scary I freaked out thinking like potentially my dog could die. I screamed really loud" source: wral.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	I scream, you scream, the children scream, the driver screams source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	21
	Launching an effective bird flu vaccine could be very hard to do. I'm assuming we can't just go back to eating horse paste again? source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	26
(Some Conan)	Photoshop this wannabe Viking who sings songs of salmon source: seher.no \| share: Copy Link	16
	Old and busted: dollars for guns. New hotness: Donuts for books source: kivitv.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Horror moment bridge is wiped out in 'apocalyptic' Brazil floods killing 32 source: thesun.ie \| share: Copy Link	23
	Ex-government employee charged with falsely accusing former co-workers of joining Capitol riot source: wusa9.com \| share: Copy Link	34
	Texas declares a state of emergency as heavy storms bring "life threatening" flooding across the state. Surely, Gov. Abbott will refuse any federal assistance and demand FEMA not respond in any way source: news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	100
	"Not only 'no,'" Judge Moore said, "Hell no" source: abovethelaw.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Deadly TB outbreak? WHAT YEAR IS IT? source: ktla.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	You may want to sit down, but an AI Techbro might have made some stuff up source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	In America it's not the college students who are the problem. It's the adults who need to grow up source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	202
	Man shocked, SHOCKED to find out property assessment increases after you build a house on vacant land source: the-sun.com \| share: Copy Link	53
	Fentanyl discovered in boys bathroom, Principal Feeney launches investigation. Meanwhile, Shawn begs Cory and Topanga not to tell anyone they know it belonged to him source: theday.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Thirteen- and seventeen-year locusts emerge at the same time. Next up: Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Caption this guy contemplating life, the universe, and everything source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	30
	Have you heard the buzz? Bumblebee nests are under attack source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Today is National No Pants Day, or as subby calls it, another day ending in Y source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	New poll indicates majority of Americans choose death over a functional health care system. Cake still available for a limited time source: cnbc.com \| share: Copy Link	77
	Bride spots 'cow' grazing in background at outdoor wedding, gets all furryious when she realises it isn't a cow at all (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	50
	'You never did get to the Moon, but I made it all the way to Crazytown' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	29
	Why Strawberry Shortcake is ruining the Japanese economy. I told you people to stop playing with that stupid doll source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Local Veteran ticketed for not making the most awesome wheelchair in the world for other mobility impaired people source: 9news.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Escaped prisoner in stripes on loose in Washington state source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	On this day in history, in 1469, Italian philosopher and writer Niccolo Machiavelli was born. While mostly known for his work 'The Prince,' he was also a fashionable clothing designer who famously stated 'The ends justify the jeans' source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	New research in the Journal of the Blindingly Obvious theorizes Titan submersible may have imploded because of 'micro-buckling'. Which leads to major-buckling and here we are source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Has the Cult of Bike Helmets actually killed more people than it's saved? Slate asks the question. Up next: What's the deal with seatbelts? Everybody knows being thrown free from a collision is the only way to not die in a fiery explosion source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	212
	One killed in house asplosion. Surely there are better ways to leave New Jersey source: nj.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	"Officers in the area spotted the forklift traveling down the main thoroughfare with one man allegedly at the controls drinking a bottle of wine and another man along for the ride" source: fox40.com \| share: Copy Link	16

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