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Sat May 18, 2024
	252 counts of burglary. There is such a thing as a one man crime spree source: ksdk.com \| share: Copy Link	4
(Some Guy)	Only $1.5 million? That's nuts source: lataco.com \| share: Copy Link	21

Fri May 17, 2024
	Rule #1 in life: Don't fark with the liquor source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	19
	Did an '80s mystery author bury treasure near the Statue of Liberty? Stay tuned to this Colorado man who is coming to try to dig it up source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	19
(Some Guy)	This is an outright attack on every citizen who enjoys being woken early on their day off source: newatlas.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Parasitic disease a day keeps the tourists away source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	I'll give you my halberd when you pry it from my cold, dead hands source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Dear Coroner, Please find the Boeing whistleblower died by suicide. Signed Epstein's mother source: seattletimes.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	Marine corporal saves the military $140M. Thanks son here is a prestigious medal for you source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Old and busted: Tiger Beat magazine. New Scariness: Tiger shark unforeseen source: ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	4
	You're sitting still for meditation wrong, dumbass source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Photoshop this stereo landing source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	9
	Russia wives handed a manual on how to accept r*pe as their new normal (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	67
	Old & busted: Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. New hotness: Nobody lives there anymore. It's too expensive source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	45
	Listen to this mass shooter's mother, her lessons could prevent the next tragedy source: motherjones.com \| share: Copy Link	104
	Hammer of Justice comes down on Paul Pelosi's attacker -- 30 years source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Two more feet of sea rise by 2060 will be a shock for Miami, where the average elevation is three feet source: clickorlando.com \| share: Copy Link	71
	The Vatican announces new standards for deciding whether that image of the Virgin Mary you saw in your morning toast was authentic or just, you know, random browning on the crust source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Don't you hate when someone flips an M into a W and you get a ticket because some dude on the other side of the state ran a red light? source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Isn't that amazing, we both had boyfriends named Eric with the same last name and birthday who died source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	42
	Boris Johnson shamefully elevated many of his cronies to the House of Lords when he was kicked out as Prime Minister. Let's see how they're doing... Oh my source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Photoshop this wave racer source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	British Airways London-Oslo flight decides to stop for smoke break in Amsterdam source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	10
	Parents fark around with Chicken Pox and their Child Finds out source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	215
	I scream, you scream, we all scream because Florida woman is waving a gun at the Twistee Treat source: wfla.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	The AG of Missouri reaches peak derp, says Kansas City "doxxed" Harrison Butker by pointing out what city he lives in source: fox4kc.com \| share: Copy Link	134
	Old and busted: Minnesota child-feeding company shut down. New Farkness: 17 fake nonprofits have been shut down for defrauding the Federal Child Nutrition Program source: fox9.com \| share: Copy Link	21
	Nobody wants to monk any more source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca \| share: Copy Link	63
	Create a new message for Yogi's sign source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	30
	Look out Chicago, there might be a new number three in town source: nbcchicago.com \| share: Copy Link	74
	When the senior politician was told he had broken the rules about the use of public money, he looked surprised source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	20
	I'm not saying that Pope Francis knows there's aliens out there, but he's gonna say there's aliens out there (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	47
	Uh... Houston, we have a problem source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	71
	What you can learn in rattlesnake class source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	42
	Slate author horrified to learn that men are even filthier pigs than previously suspected. Fark: By reading posts on Reddit. And you learned about this on Fark, so the circle is now complete source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	196
(Some Guy)	Man loses his truck, guns, drugs. Does he write a country song about it or break into the police impound lot and this is Fark. So source: wtaj.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	This is why people hate cruise ships source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	71
	Millennials are woefully unprepared for the Great Wealth Transfer of $84 trillion in assets over the next few decades. Maybe should ask the advice of smart boomers source: newsweek.com \| share: Copy Link	145
	The latest thing you're doing wrong? Your laundry -- if you're not doing it every day source: slate.com \| share: Copy Link	93
	Louisiana: Hey, I know. How about instead of trying to ban abortion drugs, we just reclassify them a dangerous substances so that nobody can actually get them? source: npr.org \| share: Copy Link	62
(Beware Of Ghosts)	Photoshop this hitchhiker source: img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net \| share: Copy Link	22
	Swamp's On Fire, Yo source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	17
	Sure some person got killed but he's the number one ranked golfer, he has no time for this traffic source: mediaite.com \| share: Copy Link	157
	Hey yo take the gun, stay for the cannolis: Inside the private NYC Italian club that comes complete with its own basement shooting range source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	Billionaire Gina Rinehart demands National Gallery of Australia remove 'unflattering' portrait. Get out your tiny violins source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	83
	Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, longbow porcupines shotgun (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	13
	No bias is in this article source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	73
	Day 814 of WW3. NATO countries consider sending military trainers to Ukraine. Mordor claims to have shot down 100 UAF drones, but denies the drones had anything to do with all those burning oil facilities. This is your Friday Ukraine War thread source: kyivindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	585
	Live Free or KidNaps® source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	That funeral parlor that gave wrong remains to people..Also had a stash of embalmed legs source: bnd.com \| share: Copy Link	36

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