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Fri April 19, 2024
(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Make sure you put 'Elmo's satellites stripping the Earth's atmosphere and destroying all of us' on your upcoming bingo cards
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(WTOP)
 
  
 
 Do this on Tinder and you're guaranteed to bang
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 Copying the Alzheimer's portion of your airport's namesake's life is not recommended
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(AP News)
 
  
 
 Conservation now has equal claim to public lands as drilling and grazing. Take that, cows rolling coal
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(People Magazine)
 
  
 
 I stood my ground because was trying to sacrifice my body to Bigfoot
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(Bemidji Pioneer)
 
  
 
 If you put a deer hunting stand in a Minnesota state forest, expect a response by howitzer
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Ship losing power near a bridge. It happens more often than you think
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(KBZK Bozeman)
 
  
 
 Today's heartbreaking failure of late-stage capitalism cloaked as heart-warming act of volunteerism brought to you by one dedicated dad in Billings, Montana
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Thu April 18, 2024
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Millennials want to retire in their 50s...most likely to slowly ride into the sunset on their sparkle-farting unicorns
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(ARL Now)
 
  
 
 Jailhouse Pickleball blues
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(Some Tornado Watcher)
 
  
 
 Oklahoma decided to bring large scale disaster movies back
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(WTOP)
 
  
 
 Virginia schoolbus takes kids on an unexpected field trip to the DMV
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
  
 
 Israel strikes back hitting Iran and Iranian bases in Syria and Iraq
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(9News (Australia))
 
  
 
 Police confirm bodies found in shipping container on Goolma Road in Gulgong, north of Mudgee are not suspicious. Apparently since this is Australia where death reigns supreme, this is not unusual
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Uber driver reveals weirdest items left in car - and they are turtley insane
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(Flickr)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this odd looking bird
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
  
 
 Group in North Carolina seen pulling black bear cubs from tree to get selfies. Sadly Darwin does not win any prizes
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
  
 
 Internet lines deliberately cut at the Sacramento airport cause flight delays and lack of cat videos
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(Pix11)
 
  
 
 What is Times Square missing? A 65-foot hot dog sculpture and it's just what NYC needs
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(SFGate)
 
  
 
 Plan to protest by blocking traffic on a major bridge? Make sure you have your checkbook handy
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
  
 
 San Quentin Resident(?) Released on parole after 53 years. Bureau of Pardons claims they do not refuse to parole persons who refuse to admit guilt but Subby is willing to bet several hundred confessed murderers spent less time in prison
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
  
 
 Husband and wife killed by sheep in suspected New Zealand love triangle
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(Noema)
 
  
 
 Article argues that the internet isn't wild enough, and clearly hasn't been in TFD lately
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Photoshop these Greek priestesses lighting the Olympic torch
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(Twitch.tv)
 
  
 
 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Dallan, Christine & Dill. Fool's Gold Octopus edition
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(CTV News)
 
  
 
 CTV on the leading edge of breaking first world problems
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
  
 
 Two questions: 1) Who sends their kid to kindergarten with a quarter pound of blow? And 2) What's a 7 year old doing in kindergarten?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 Just another day in Fark's favorite state
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(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 'Aliens stole my eggs for...reasons' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KUCI)
 
  
 
 Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music is hosted by a mystery DJ armed with a socalnewwaver approved playlist. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #598. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Turns out you're probably not stronger than a Victorian child
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
  
 
 Ashes to Ashes, Juice to Dust
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(ABC7 New York)
 
  
 
 The "blackout challenge" is back to take out a new generation of children. It's only a matter of time until parents will have to hide their Tide Pods
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(Columbia Spectator)
 
  
 
 Student kicked out of school over wet farts and liquid ass sues
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 LAPD announces that officer whose stray bulled killed an innocent 14-year-old girl during a confrontation at a store will not face any charges
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(Vox)
 
  
 
 Would you be interested in donating a kidney for $50,000? Being that you could help prevent 60,000 deaths and save American taxpayers $25 billion, you might want to think about it
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
  
 
 You can complain that the meth ain't what it used to be, but not to a cop
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(Metro)
 
  
 
 Dumbarse British tourist in Spain now critically ill after misjudging jump from off-limits sea cliff and landing on rocks. Since his blokes were cheering him on we'll assume he was drunk
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
  
 
 Indonesian Volcano's hot new mixtape features chart-toppers like "Tsunami Warning" and "Light Up the Sky"
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
  
 
 Yeah, about that missing spleen
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(Daily Mail)
 
  
 
 Just what exactly are we supposed to eat?
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(Fark)
 
  
 
 Fark NotNewsletter: OCTOBER 12TH - SAVE THE DATE
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(BBC-US)
 
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 Meet Megan Brown, Whisky Supertaster. Don't be jealous, haters
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(Some Boeing)
 
  
 
 Photoshop this space capsule making its debut
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(CNN)
 
  
 
 The power of Christ compels you, also this pipe bomb
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(NPR)
 
  
 
 There's a huge glut of Boomers who own homes far too big for them. But how can they be convinced to sell? Lure them outside with a van playing Matlock re-runs and change their locks? Use AI to fake TFG calling them and saying he wants their house?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Fraternal Order of Police v Reacher: Round 2
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 In a world of Conformists, be this guy
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(Kyiv Post)
 
  
 
 Day 785 of WW3. Moscow puts 'patriotic' imagery on trains to improve military recruitment. The Dutch offer to buy Patriot to give to Ukraine, and orcs destroy a "strategic" apartment building in Chernihiv. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Pennsylvania school board un-invites gay "30 Rock" actor from speaking to students due his homosexual lifestyle. Homophobic lifestyle still okay
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